ASMR but for your whole life.
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A volcanic stone face roller to instantly soak up excess face oil, even if you have makeup on! Unlike blotting papers, this roller is able to be washed and reused, reducing waste and saving you $$$.
A double-sided hairbrush-cleaning brush that’ll do a more satisfying cleanup job than your fingers ever could, with a pointed end for picking out tangles and stiff bristles to remove all that built-up hair, dust, and fluff.
A fast-acting stain remover if you like seeing scary red wine stains come out instantly. Whether it’s a fresh or dry spill, just spray, blot, and rinse the stain away!
A mini bag sealer for pretending you never even opened that bag of potato chips (if you ignore the fact that half of them are gone). This double-sided device cuts and reseals sandwich and snack bags so your food stays fresh for longer.
A pack of acne patches so you can speed up the pimple-healing process with gunk-absorbing powers you can see working right on the patch.
An affordable teeth-whitening pen because traditional strips make you wait weeks for gradual results and can leave you with teeth sensitivity that is, in my professional opinion, NO fun. This pen can achieve visible results after just one use. And the best part? No lingering sensitivity.
A pack of biodegradable drain-cleaning pouches with fun foaming action you can see working to take care of all the out-of-sight grime clogging (and stinking) up your garbage disposal.
A powerful mold and mildew stain cleaner that’ll lift the most daunting grout and caulking stains without the back-breaking scrubbing. Just apply the concentrated gel formula, wait six to eight hours, and wipe it off to reveal the pearly-white grout you never thought you’d see again.
A gentle hair-removing glove if you love multitasking almost as much as you loving giving your furry friend all the snuggles they deserve. This mitt will help curb shedding (no matter your pet’s coat type) and is super easy to clean — fur lifts away in one solid, satisfying sheet.
A battery-operated fabric shaver for rescuing well-loved knits from the horrors of aging — lint, matted fibers, and pilling, oh my! It’s like a tiny vacuum; just empty the detachable lint catcher when you’re done, and enjoy your revitalized sweater.
A stainless-steel foot file so you can treat your feet on the regular and scrape off all that dried, cracked skin keeping you from being the foot model you were always born to be.
An electric pressure washer because it doesn’t get much better than watching years’ worth of caked-on grime wash away with the click of a trigger.
An adorable foaming hand soap to make handwashing more fun than you ever thought possible with a refillable foam flower-dispensing pump and a nondrying formula with a fresh, citrusy scent.
An antibacterial copper tongue scraper that’ll prove to be a small but mighty investment when you see all the weird tongue goo living in your mouth causing bad breath and bacteria buildup.
A lemon-scented cleaning gel if spending hours wiping out keyboards, air conditioning vents, and car cupholders is not your idea of a good time. Just plop this gooey godsend on whatever needs cleaned and watch as it oh-so-satisfyingly lifts dirt and dust in a snap.
A magnetic algae scraper for quickly clearing away fish tank goo without ever getting your hands wet. Having a fish is better when you can actually see them, anyway.
A pack of Downy fabric spray so you can rock wrinkle-free fits even when there’s no time (or energy) to break out the iron. Just spray, give your clothes a few swipes, and watch the wrinkles rapidly fall away.
An earwax removal kit because cotton swabs really don’t cut it (and can sometimes make things worse) when it comes to major wax buildup. With just a couple of drops, you’ll be able to see and feel the wax flush from your ear and, with it, the sound-muffled world you’d been residing in.
A sequin reveal pillow personalized with the picture of your choice for a keepsake that’s approximately 4,000x as fun as a regular framed photo.
A pack of Skin1004’s Zombie masks that’ll deliver skin-tightening, fine-line-reducing benefits at the small price of looking like an extra in The Walking Dead for 15 minutes. It’ll just make that post-facial reveal that much more sweet!
A folding board if you’ve always wished your closet could look like the well-manicured aisles of your favorite clothing store. Not to mention it makes folding that pile of laundry a lot less daunting.
A stainless-steel grill brush that’s safe to use on any grill or smoker and features a unique triple-headed design that can get into your grates’ every nook and cranny for a better, deeper clean after every grillin’ sesh.
A TikTok-famous pink cleaning paste so you can finally tackle all those annoying scuffs and stains other cleaners couldn’t handle without abrasive scrubbing, which sometimes causes more harm than good.
A dishwasher-safe cob stripper because you should be able to enjoy fresh corn without having to eat it straight off the cob (and get all that stuff in your teeth). With this gadget, you’ll have a kernel-less cob in minutes and all your corn conundrums will be solved!
A buttery cotton candy macaron slime to squeeze and squish and stretch to your heart’s content. Stress relief has never been so satisfying.
A fast-drying grout paint pen that’ll help you cover up years of dingy staining in your tile cracks. Think of it like one of those adult coloring books — fill in the lines and bask in your ~artistic~ sensibilities.
A windmill watermelon slicer for quickly creating perfect fruit cubes in a fraction of the time. So volunteer to bring fruit to the picnic, and let them all think you spent hours chop, chop, choppin’ away.
A peel-off polish barrier so you can get a professional-looking mani even if you’re a nail novice. Apply this before applying polish to ensure an easy cleanup if you accidentally color outside the lines.
A 1,000-piece circular moon puzzle if you don’t get many chances to look up and enjoy the cosmos. This challenging puzzle will get you intimately acquainted with the moon’s every crater, making that final piece placement all the sweeter.
It’s not quite magic, but it’s pretty darn close.
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